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Top Six Mixed Metaphors Issued By My Lovely Wife (Vol. 1)

  1. Not my bag of tea
  2. You’re talking to the choir
  3. Throw down the hammer
  4. Goodbye Irene
  5. How do you like that apple
  6. The food chain of life
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Top Six Things Overheard At My Garage Sale

1. “You really ought to keep these. If you don’t, you’ll be sorry” -shopper commenting on one of the items for sale.

2. “He’s my little funny-bun.” -a mother, speaking of her 10 year old.

3. “Much love to you. I love you. May your blessings return to you hundred-fold. Love to you.” -shopper to my wife, said all on one breath.

4. “I think I’m going to need a discount.” -shopper that did not receive discount.

5. “I guess I’ll buy a cucumber.” -reluctant shopper.

6. Shopper: “Do you like this (pink dress)?” 10-year-old son of shopper: “I don’t care, mom.”