1. “You really ought to keep these. If you don’t, you’ll be sorry” -shopper commenting on one of the items for sale.
2. “He’s my little funny-bun.” -a mother, speaking of her 10 year old.
3. “Much love to you. I love you. May your blessings return to you hundred-fold. Love to you.” -shopper to my wife, said all on one breath.
4. “I think I’m going to need a discount.” -shopper that did not receive discount.
5. “I guess I’ll buy a cucumber.” -reluctant shopper.
6. Shopper: “Do you like this (pink dress)?” 10-year-old son of shopper: “I don’t care, mom.”