Top Six Things

Top Six Sartorial Crimes I Have Committed

1. Beret wearing. (College freshman, of course.)

2. Wearing bib-overalls in a non-agricultural setting. (High-school senior.)

3. “Pegging” my jeans. (Sixth grade.)

4. Head-to-toe camoflage in a non-military, non-outdoorsy setting. (Multiple occasions.)

5. Tuxedo with jeans and combat boots. (Junior prom.)

6. Hand-painting a 12″ peace sign on a mesh tank top. And wearing it. (Also sixth grade.)