Category: Top Six Things

1. Working security for the circus (while I was in the National Guard)

2. Vinyl LP specialist (at Co-Op Records and Tapes)

3. On-air radio announcer for a 100,000 watt FM station

4. De-tasseler (not the exotic-dancer variety, but for corn)

5. Grain elevator operator

6. Butcher in a small-town, mom-and-pop butcher shop (a mom and pop owned it–we didn’t butcher moms and pops)

1. Soused
2. Comfortable
3. Tight (also, Half-Tight)
4. Pissed-up
5. Taverned
6. Fleemered (German)

1. 12” black and white General Electric that my sister took to college

2. 12” ancient black and white with vacuum tubes that replaced #1

3. 13” Philllips with the worst remote ever, which was sold to my sister

4. 13” Philco that my wife bought from my college roomate’s grandma – $10

5. 20” Samsung that I traded to my sister for #3 due to size constraints

6. 32” Sony TV received as a gift, weighed approximately 600 lbs.

1. Nicole’s Amateur Pictures
2. Poet Refining
3. Gags Camping Way
4. Goos RV
5. Crazy Woman Realty
6. Loaf-n-Jug

1. Manager – Anti-money Laundering Program Governance Job
2. Sr. SOX Auditor
3. Cryptologic Linguist
4. Newborn Photographer / Sales Rep
5. Designer – Big Boy Big Girl Job
6. Wedsite and Media Manager

1. Old-Timey
2. Amateur
3. Hobby
4. Rustic
5. Formerly-Certified
6. Painful