Category: Top Six Things

1. Dakota Maryland
2. Virginia Maine
3. Georgia Washington
4. Montana Michigan
5. Illinois Wisconsin
6. Pennsylvania Massachusetts-Hampshire

1. List of lists of islands of the European Union 
2. List of lists of national institutions and symbols
3. List of lists of ancient kings
4. List of metalloid lists
5. List of lists about Omaha
6. List of lists of extreme points

1. Hotsy-totsy
2. Humpty-dumpty
3. Wicky-wacky
4. Hinky-dinky
5. Tootsie-wootsie
6. Rootie-tootie

1. A bag filled with the near-complete written works of Louis L’Amour, in paperback

2. A completely disassembled house fan that when re-assembled, worked properly

3. Knives of all sorts

4. Turkey fryer, new and unused in its original box

5. Cash

6. Things you don’t even want to know about

1. Hank (sausage casings)
2. Rod (surveying)
3. Pica (typography)
4. Jigger (liquid volume)
5. Dessertspoon (cooking measure, UK)
6. Cord (dry volume)

1. Searching the room/bed with a flashlight for hyenas/rats/hornets/feral cats

2. Sitting straight up, shouting, “Holy motherf*cking sh*t”

3. Standing on the bed, trying to disable an imagined camera in the light fixture

4. Attempting to adjust the curtain rod with a screwdriver while fake-laughing at a joke someone told

5. Holding up the shelves above my bed, as they had turned into fur and were about to fall

6. Standing on the edge of the bed, jumping off, and ending in a full Olympic dismount