Category: Top Six Things

1. Well, You Needn’t
2. Crepuscule With Nellie
3. Rhythm-a-ning
4. Hornin’ In
5. Bye-Ya
6. Humph

1. folks
2. strictures
3. whilst
4. garner
5. advert
6. fancy (as a verb)

1. Spleena
2. Hmph
3. Tractor
4. Roosevelt
5. Nickelbackayden
6. Diskette

1. Persistent cat gets the bag
2. Six dozen of one, half horse a piece
3. Buckle down the hatchet
4. Cut bait or don’t
5. Get off of the pot
6. Double down dare ‘em

1. Sally Mae
2. Annie Mae
3. Dazie Mae
4. Miss Rosie Mae
5. Miss Sadie Mae
6. Mai Lee (alternate spelling of Mae)

1. Beret wearing. (College freshman, of course.)

2. Wearing bib-overalls in a non-agricultural setting. (High-school senior.)

3. “Pegging” my jeans. (Sixth grade.)

4. Head-to-toe camoflage in a non-military, non-outdoorsy setting. (Multiple occasions.)

5. Tuxedo with jeans and combat boots. (Junior prom.)

6. Hand-painting a 12″ peace sign on a mesh tank top. And wearing it. (Also sixth grade.)